Kate Middleton might be getting the good lovin’ tonight from hubby Prince William, so if their ten bedroom country estate is a-rockin’, don’t go a-knockin’. The couple managed to pull off Prince George’s first day of nursery school without the presence of the loathsome media, released two photos taken by Kate on Twitter after-the-fact, thereby sharing the future king’s milestone moment in the couple’s trademark on-their-terms-only fashion, and pissing off a multitude of royal photographers in the process.
So how did the Cambridges pull off this latest coupe of public figures living privately? It was actually kind of brilliant. It didn’t require the kind of carefully calculated choreography of Ocean’s Eleven, they simply used the Power of Assumption.
On December 18th, Kensington Palace released an official announcement that Prince George would be starting Westacre Montessori School Nursery in Norfolk before the end of January.
Media outlets dutifully reported the news that George would be starting nursery school at the end of the January, like eonline which gushed, “But after the holidays, Prince George is going to have to start planning his first day of school outfit, as the palace also announced Friday that he’ll be starting nursery school at the end of January!”
Technically, January 6th does fall before the end of January. So the announcement was not even blatantly deceptive by the Cambridges’ standards.
As Richard Palmer noted in his December 18th Express article on the choice of a nursery school ten miles from Anmer Hall:
“The Cambridges have spent an increasing amount of time at Anmer Hall, their 10-bedroom country home on the Sandringham estate in Norfolk, despite taxpayers forking out £4.5 million to upgrade their official London residence at Kensington Palace.
Aides had said they would spend most of their time at the London residence but they soon got fed up with the public and media attention in London and it quickly became clear they intended to base themselves in Norfolk.”
It’s just so irksome when the public shows interest in public figures. Hang your heads in shame, peasants, you basically forced them into doing what suited them like they would have anyway.
With the public and royal photographers assuming Prince George’s first day of nursery school would fall at the end of the January, Prince William and Kate Middleton pulled up to Westacre Montessori Nursery with two-and-half-year-old George and Kate took some pics. After George’s first day, when the family was back at their Fortress of Solitude, Anmer Hall, Kensington Palace released two of Kate’s photos of George’s first day. From the @KensingtonRoyal Twitter Account:
Prince George is undeniably adorable. But two pics of His Royal Cuteness taken by his mother feels a bit paltry, especially compared to the media presence at Prince William’s first day at nursery school, as evidenced in this photo published by Hello Magazine.
The Daily Mail couldn’t resist pointing out that on Prince William’s first day of nursery school, “In line with tradition, a formal photocall was arranged by Kensington Palace for the three-year-old’s arrival at Mrs Mynors’ Nursery School in London, which was also a Montessori.”
Royal photographers, whose livings are adversely effected by the Cambridge’s dodging of traditional photocalls and legal threats against unofficial photos, vented their frustrations on social media. Royal photographer, Mark Stewart, lamented the covert move by the Cambridges on Twitter with royal photographer, James Whatling, emphasizing that the changes were for the worse.
James Whatling also got in a dig at how ridiculous it is that public figures are demanding to live privately, doling out amateur photographic pellets as if they will satiate the public that supports the monarchy.
Perhaps the most interesting Tweet of all was from Niraj Tanna, who has an impressive track record of being in the know about the generally unknown:
Did an American journalist get the scoop before anyone else that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge would be releasing photos of Prince George’s first day of nursery school on the American-owned platform Twitter? If so, that’s gotta sting even more.
It kind of makes me nostalgic for the days when instead of all these passive-aggressive shenanigans, the future Queen Consort just out-right flashed the press the V sign (the British version of giving the finger).
Prince George won’t be attending nursery school regularly, permitting him breaks from the drudgery of cutting and pasting. According to a senior aide quoted in the Daily Mail, “He won’t go every day… but the couple decided that it would just be nice for him to attend a little local nursery school.”
So basically like his parents, Prince George’s schedule will remain flexible so he can properly go on holiday and be reportedly keen on things. George is one precocious kid, he’s not even three yet and he’s got the whole Cambridge prince thing down.