“I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.”
What do you do when you’re a royally idle couple under fire for only undertaking three paltry official engagements apiece all year while soaking up all the royal perks?
You have a work-off.
Both Prince William and Kate Middleton left Anmer’s Fortress of Solitude to prove to their critics they care about more than being really, really, ridiculously lazy.
Emily Andrews of The Sun added more fuel to the fire on Wednesday by revealing that not only did William take December off of air ambulance pilot duties, he’s only worked twelve shifts to date this year. William decided to fight fire with fuel by showing up at EAAA on Wednesday and doing the regular bloke task of refueling the helicopter. Photos by Geoff Robinson in the Express reveal William struggling with his hose. Is the future king secretly not an ambi-turner?
William was probably a little overly ambitious in trying to look like he was just like everyone else. Perhaps we should have given him the heads-up that even us regular folk don’t fill up our own helicopters, we let the heli fuel steward do it. But it made for some memorable photographic moments. You could practically hear Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go as William tugged on his hose.
With William playing helicopter pilot, Kate went solo in Edinburgh. She visited St. Catherine’s Primary School which participates in the Place2Be program and took part in an assembly sing-a-long of Welcome Everybody.
From there, Kate went to look at the art created at Wester Hailes Education Centre’s The Art Room. Then Kate traded in her court shoes for Asics, slipped into a Nike top and Monreal London Tuxedo track pants and participated in a tennis workshop conducted by the mother of her tennis crush, Andy Murray. Or as Kate, seen here in a screen grab from stuff.co.nz probably calls him, Plan B.
Despite spending over $300 on pricy track pants (£220), somewhere Betty White was wearing a tracksuit better.
Kate was visibly excited about meeting Judy Murray. The tennis pro’s Mum revealed to The Telegraph, “She was talking about at what age can a child hold a racquet. It’s about strength. I was saying to her with children of George’s age you start with a balloon and the hand. It is about doing he right thing at the right time. From a parents’ perspective she was very interested in how she could help her kids to develop the skills that you need to do sports because she enjoys sports so much.” It’s probably not a bad idea for Prince George and Princess Charlotte to explore other possible vocations since it seems unlikely the British Monarchy will survive their parents.
So who won this royal work-off?
Certainly not the taxpayer. And definitely not William.
As a general rule, never go up against a woman nicknamed Commando Kate in an underwear challenge, she’ll pants you every time.