On Friday, Kate Middleton went to Portsmouth for some Hello Sailor-ing with Ben Ainslie who holds four gold Olympic medals and one silver in sailing and is trying to win the 2017 America’s Cup for Britain for the first time in the competition’s history.
Kate interacting with the very dreamy Ben Ainslie is my very favorite Kate of all. She’s vibrant, engaged, and doesn’t have that glassy-eyed wide-grinned glazed look of a Xanax-Percocet combo with Stockholm Syndrome chaser like she did last Sunday at Land Rover Presents The Queen’s Birthday.
Kate is so interested and alert in Ben Ainslie’s presence, I’m not even going to make a joke about this being a check for lobotomy scars.
Kate met with some kids and got a special Ben Ainslie-guided tour around the £12M operations building which received £7.5M from central government funding. The Daily Mail provided lots of adorable photos from which these screen grabs were taken.
Kate slipped out of her nautical McQueen and the Precious and into something a little more Land Rover-branded.
It was so totally adorable the way Ben Ainslie made sure Kate’s helmet was properly fastened.
Although it’s possible Ben has seen Kate attempt to clap and didn’t want to take any chances with helmet safety.
Kate and Ben obviously get along swimmingly with Kate even baring her teeth which is how I’ve theorized in the past Duchess Limpets signal sexual availability.
Not that I think Kate would actually cheat on Prince William, but flirting with Ben Ainslie is the most normal and relatable thing I’ve ever seen her do. Ben Ainslie is also married with a baby on the way so I doubt he’s guilty of flirting with intent but there definitely seems to be some mutual chemistry between the two.
Kate and Ben set sail on the Land Rover BAR catamaran.
This was Kate’s seventh official Ben Ainslie event since becoming involved in his bid to bring the America’s Cup to the UK two years ago. It’s pretty safe to say Ben Ainslie’s America’s Cup bid is the cause closest the Kate’s heart since Kate had around five hours for Ben Ainslie on Friday and yet only twenty minutes to spare for a recent teen suicide awareness talk and none at all for the Irish Guards on St. Patrick’s Day.
Friday’s Portsmouth events saw three outfits and yet Kate rarely even bothers to take her coat off for visits to her other charities, like when she popped into St. Catherine’s Primary School for a Place2Be assembly sing-along earlier this year, her sixth Place2Be event since becoming Patron in 2013.
East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices has only seen Kate four times since becoming their patron in 2012 with the latest official event coming in under thirty-five minutes. EACH just deals with critically ill children, though, and the America’s Cup is so shiny.
America’s Cup historian John Rousmaniere was quoted in a recent CNN article: “The cost of competing in the world’s oldest continuous sporting event is so “extravagant” that only the very wealthy can afford it.”
The article also noted, “In 2013, the $100 million price tag for each of the teams meant there were only three challengers.”
BAR (Ben Ainslie Racing) was officially launched on June 10, 2014 at an event attended by the Duchess of Cambridge. Its initial investors are listed in an October 6, 2014 post on Ben Ainslie’s official site.
In June 2015, BAR was renamed Land Rover BAR.
The aforementioned CNN article indicates, “Ainslie, the most successful sailor in Olympic history with four gold medals, has raised £50 million ($73 million) from various sponsors, including British car brand Land Rover and online trader CMC Markets. He’s targeting £80 million ($116 million).”
I love sailing, many of the happiest moments in my life have been spent on the water. But this whole Land Rover BAR bid is about a trophy. Can you imagine the kind of impact $116 million could make on the lives of those struggling in the UK?
I’m also curious about how Land Rover became involved with Ben Ainslie’s bid and if the undisclosed dealings between the British Royal Family and Land Rover is related. Like maybe every time Kate gets photographed in a Land Rover, a set amount goes to Ben Ainslie’s bid. A few months after the historic moment of Prince George being taken home from the hospital in a Range Rover, the Daily Mail ran a piece on the Middletons being given luxury Range Rovers at a deeply discounted rate which was curious timing. It’s possible Kate arranged some kind of Land Rover sponsorship deal on Ben Ainslie’s behalf in which case at least she would be using her powers for sort-of good. It would be nice to see Kate’s enthusiasm for Ben Ainslie’s trophy quest applied to her other charities, though.