On Thursday, Kate Middleton had two events. During the first, Kate met with former drug and alcohol addicts and screened three of the three minute short films from the Recovery Street Film Festival. The second event was the screening of the film A Street Cat Named Bob about the journey of a homeless recovering addict and an injured stray cat as they rescue each other.
Kate wore a white dress by Self-Portrait, deep red Gianvito Rossi court shoes, a Mulberry Clutch and a poppy pin.
Basically, Kate looked like she stood in front of a mirror, said “Bloody Mary” three times and then stole summoned ghost bitch’s look.
The wind appeared to be even more over Kate’s growing doily dress collection than the rest of us because it attempted to physically rip the dress off her body. This still is screen grabbed from the video Emily Nash posted on Instagram.
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The dress didn’t look much better indoors. Kate looked like one of those yarn dolls.
It’s surprising the film’s star, Bob, didn’t take to Kate more, cats are supposed to like playing with yarn.
Bob flicked his tail back and forth while Kate stroked the top of his head. As anyone who speaks cat knows, that’s a feline warning sign that kitty is not in his happy place, cease and desist all activity or it’s about to go down. Reportedly Kate asked Bob’s human if the feline film star was purring or growling. To Bob’s credit, he resisted shredding the doily dress but he’ll have to work on throwing a proper diva tantrum if he hopes to make it in Hollywood.